fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
What’s it like to work alongside so many other women of color?
The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years
(Source: , via death-by-lulz)
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
|season 1:||drake helps josh w/ a crush|
|season 4:||drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans|
Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)
(Source: , via thesassyqueen)
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
why do guys look so hot when they drive
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?