August 1, 2014

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August 1, 2014

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August 1, 2014

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

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July 31, 2014

What’s it like to work alongside so many other women of color?

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July 31, 2014

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July 31, 2014

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

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July 31, 2014

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July 31, 2014

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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July 31, 2014
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
July 31, 2014

redwhiteandblueliberty:

missanddry:

Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)

image

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July 31, 2014

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

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July 31, 2014

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July 31, 2014

fyeahmainer:

lightthefuze:

why do guys look so hot when they drive

really though

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8:27pm
  
Filed under: yes goddamn 
July 31, 2014

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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8:26pm
  
Filed under: Pete 
July 31, 2014

australiansanta:

I really hope I have enough money when I’m older to buy my parents all the stuff they deserve

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